Great Quotes by Great People (#1)

04 Mar

THIS STOPS ME FROM COMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE…….because these people are better than mere mortals.

‘Disney was trying to kill me’

– Socrates

‘I don’t get confused between yes and no… oh wait I do…actually no I don’t’
– Joseph Stalin

‘Who needs memory? I don’t even remember what it’s for’
– Barack Obama

‘No I don’t need food. I’ve had 5 kit kats’
– Voltaire

‘Your nipples look powerful’
– Prophet Muhammad

‘I feel illmatic. It’s been a week and I’m stillmatic illmatic. ‘It Was Written’ I suppose, I’m going to get illmatic someday, I’m not ‘God’s Son’
–  Hilary Clinton

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Posted by on March 4, 2011 in Quotes


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5 responses to “Great Quotes by Great People (#1)

  1. wishiwasamensa

    March 4, 2011 at 11:41 PM



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