THIS STOPS ME FROM COMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE…….100 is divisible by 25.
Thank you for helping reach the 100 mark. It is what I dreamed of since I was a little boy and I can’t tell you how great it is to finally reach my life goal.
There are so many people I would like to thank. But how can I thank every single person who has had a positive or negative influence on my life? So I’m sorry if you have been omitted:
· I would like to thank my mother for taking lots of multivitamin pills whilst she was pregnant. I think the vitamin D gave me this incredible brain of mine.
· I would like to thank all the haters. Haters are gonna hate but whatever that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
· I would like to thank my gigantic and incredibly hard-working behind the scenes staff, this couldn’t have happened without you.
· I would like to that the inventor of spellcheck.
· I would like to thank my lawyers for giving us a 23-1 record on beating lawsuits.
· I would like to thank my barber for keeping my ‘head-suit’ looking slick.
· Finally, I would like to thank America for ‘doing what you do’.
I love all of you in different amounts