This prevents me from comitting suicide because…….cos when I feel down I just make myself feel awesome instead.
Some of the cool articles from the legend…..wait it for it…..dary book:
Article 1: Bros before Hos
Article 15: A Bro never dances with his hands above his head
Article 34: A Bro cannot make eye contact in a devil’s threeway
Article 44: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
Article 69: Duh.
Article 72: A bro never spell-checks
Article 93: Bros don’t speak French to one another
Article 118: When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian