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Welcome to Hogwarts – The Sorting Hat

11 May

THIS STOPS ME FROM COMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE…….suicide is for mudbloods.

Real Life Sorting Hat:

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart

 

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.

 

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil

 

Or perhaps in Slytherin,
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means,
To achieve their ends.

Individual

Tuna

Min

 

Leonardo DiCaprio

 

RAVENCLAW

He would be really good at transformations because he’s such a great actor. He’s also creative like Hufflepuff. But his natural smarts put him in Ravenclaw.

GRYFFINDOR

His transfiguration into his character whilst acting would impress McGonagall and Gryffindor. There was also a rumour of him saving a man’s life on the set of ‘Blood Diamond’

Malcolm X

 GRYFFINDOR

 It takes bravery to stand up for what you believe in especially in the face of adversity i.e. breaking off from NOI and still speaking despite death threats

 HUFFLEPUFF

He may have not been loyal to the Nation of Islam (for valid reasons), but he was loyal to his beliefs and ‘his people’

Snooki
(Jersey Shore)

 SQUIB

She comes from an Italian background and can’t speak the language. Therefore she is a squib.

 HUFFLEPUFF

She is loyal to her friends and she will defend them in all circumstances. She is part-goblin.

Xabi Alonso
(Real Madrid)

HUFFLEPUFF

He plays fair and works hard.

MUGGLE

He looks like a muggle.

Robert Langdon
(The Da Vinci Code)

RAVENCLAW

Although I’m highly tempted to say Muggle purely because looking into symbols is not that cool to grant him a place in Hogwarts.

RAVENCLAW

Smart, highly qualified, calm and passionate. Does not have an extreme/volatile personality trait.

Gandhi
(From Gandhi: The Movie)

HUFFLEPUFF

Patient. Civil disobedience anyone?

SLYTHERIN

He liked to sleep next to naked teenage girls.

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