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Why I Should Quit Revision

[Guest Writer: 016]

THIS STOPS ME FROM COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE…….because it gives me a reason to give my fancy and expensive degree

Assume: Not Study = Not x Study

Study = Not Fail
Not Study = Fail
Study + Not Study = Fail + Not Fail
Study(Not + 1) = Fail(Not +1)
*cancel out the (not+1)

STUDY = FAIL

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Posted by on June 3, 2011 in Lifestyle

 

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Kids Say The Funniest Things

THIS STOPS ME FROM COMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE…….as Oscar Wilde says ‘we get more stupid as we get older’

[Guest writer: Pep]

hi kids

Since Michael Barrymore left the world of show business there has been something missing in everyone’s lives. Kids say the funniest things. Fortunately I have the next best thing: actual quotes from actual kids in actual classrooms. I hope they are as funny written down as they were when overheard.

“How do you cut a tomato?”

“Mangina! Mangina!”

“Miss, what’s masturbation?”

“I’m giving up religious views for lent”

“Teleport, teleport, teleporting fat guy” (sung)

“If I get a nose job will my kids have my old nose or my new nose?”

“Toupee machines? Do they even do them anymore?”

“FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY” (sung by class)

“Slap the fatty! Just do it, kid!”

“”When I was asleep and sleep-walking I went into my mum’s room and weed on her”

“hypotenu…hypote…potty training!”

“It’s all fun and games until someone gets a yeast infection”

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Posted by on April 1, 2011 in Funny, Quotes, Random

 

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